Because the whole dev team is currently living the big life in the glamorous OELVN jet set and all the cocaine snorted off the breasts of high-class hookers has severely addled our brains, we find ourselves unable to come up with good blog posts at the moment. This is why I decided to give the word to one of our more persistent IRC lurkers, name redacted:
Oh no you don't, this blog post sucked. Enjoy your Shizune, who does not suck, courtesy of Weee.
— Name redacted (Mood: quixotic, now playing: Peter Gabriel - Big Time)